Lyrics of When i win the lottery

I'm sick of sitting at home
Because i don't have an cash
My cable got cut off
So i watch re-runs of m*a*s*h
If money dont't buy happiness
Then i don't know what does
If i had some i'd buy some booze,
At least i'd have a buzz.
They say that money's power,
And power's what corrupts.
Well corrupt me quick, i'm really bored
And i could use the bucks
The day will come, i'll get what's mine,
I know the world owes me.
And all my friends will ride along,
When i win the lottery
When i win the lottery
My life will be a fantasy,
A tribute to my vanity.
That borders on insanity.
Hold court behind a barbed wire fence.
The king of jaded innocence,
A diletante of decadence,
The incarnation of excess
My house will be a pleasure dome
Just like kubli-khan's
With a basement shooting range
So i can play with all my guns.
I'll buy a liquor store
To deliver just to me
And live-in prostitutes
Will fulfill my every fantasy
I'll hire washed up metal bands
To play there every day,
I'll fill my swimming pool up
To the rim the tanquray,
Have a stable full of midgets
That i'll train out in the yard,
And hire old pro wrestlers
To be my body guards.
When i win the lottery
My life will be a fantasy,
A tribute to my vanity.
That borders on insanity.
A lifestyle of debauchery,
Profanity and sodomy
I'm sick of sitting at home
Because i don't have an cash
My cable got cut off
So i watch re-runs of m*a*s*h
If money dont't buy happiness
Then i don't know what does
If i had some i'd buy some booze,
At least i'd have a buzz.

When i win the lottery
My life will be a fantasy,
A tribute to my vanity.
That borders on insanity.
Hold court behind a barbed wire fence.
The king of jaded innocence,
A diletante of decadence,
The incarnation of excess
When i win the lottery
My life will be a fantasy,
A tribute to my vanity.
That borders on insanity.
A lifestyle of debauchery,
Profanity and sodomy