Lyrics of Hello mama

(mama)
Hello?
(osama)
Hello mama, this is osama.
I'm in a geisha house in yokohama.
I swear i don't know nothing 'bout no tennis shoe bomb.
I'm a nervous wreak, w's breathin' down my neck.
(mama)
Goodness me, mercy sakes.
Listen son, what on earth are you thinking?
(osama)
I don't know
(mama)
Tell me something, have you been drinking?
(osama)
No! i aint been drinking.
(mama)
This aint no way to behave you're gonna send me to my grave!
(osama)
Hold it mama! you know i can't talk long at all,
W just might trace this call. wait a minute. uh oh!
(w)
We will not tire. we will not fail.
However long it takes you know we will prevail.
(mama)
Mercy sakes
(osama)
Mama i don't wanna go. to guantanamo.
So mama send me some dough. another hundred million or so.
I think it's worse than dead broke. down in guantanamo.
(mama)
Hello?
(usama)
Hello mama, this is "usama"
I'm in a mud hut in the middle of uganda.
Now here's the thing i changed my name to "usama"
Yeah, 'cause w's nipping at my heels.
Now i know how salman rushdie feels.
(mama)
Goodness me, mercy sakes.
Listen son i'm not trying to upset you.
(usama)
I know
(mama)
But honey if they do catch you.
(usama)
Oh for goodness sakes bite your tongue!
(mama)
You know it's every mother's prayer, you have on clean underwear.
(usama)
Hold it mamma! w just wont leave me alone, i think he might of tapped this phone.
Wait a minute. uh oh!
(general)
We will not tire, we will not fail.
Do not pass go just go directly to jail.
(mama)
Goodness me!
(osama)
Mama i don't wanna go. to guantanamo.
So mama send me some dough. another hundred million or so.
I think it's worse than dead broke. down in guantanamo.
(repeat and fade)