Lyrics of Halftime

Chuck janke (brooks buford): well, it's been a hell of a game thus far, wink.
Wink dinkerson (danny boone): yeah, it sure has chuck. you know, brooks buford was a three-time white chip all-american at alberta baptist technical school for the blind.
Cj: hmmm. wow!
Wd: he's like a nine-dicked weasel.
Cj: you know, also, danny boone, he got drafted straight outta motherfuck u.
Wd: huh?
Cj: they said he majored in kickin' ass.
Wd: yeah! i heard he made the fiend's list!
(laughter)
Cj: gosh darn it, wink, you sure do crack yourself up, don't 'cha? well, for the halftime show we have a group called rehab.
Wd: ahhh!
Cj: apparently, they're gonna perform with the dixie demon marching band and the cheerleaders and some guy named "killer" something or another or something.
Wd: jumpin' jehosephat! where does the school find these assholes?
Cj: who knows, wink, probably a used condom!
(laughter)
Wd: well, here they go kids! let's have a listen!