Lyrics of I love you more than i hate my period

Let me tell you about the love i have
Cause it's growing by the moment
And i'd murder you to hold his hand

See i don't even know this boy
But i want him so bad, oh so bad
He's the singer of my favorite band
If i cornered him and locked him in a closet
He would understand
Take me away from my boring life
To his promised land

And his song is stuck in my head
His song is stuck in my head
As long as he's not poor or dead
Then i always shall remember him

He's not like the other guys i meet
I'm sure he's always keen to listen
And the words he sings so sweet
Are like the bible not a fable
He'd be willing to beat my ex-boyfriend up
If they should ever meet
And as i press repeat
In the snow and sleet
I do a lap around his block
And as i swoon i'll keep
My knife concealed
'til the dream is real
And we share a suburban street

And his song is stuck in my head
His song is stuck in my head
And i'll chain him tight to my bed
So i always shall remember him

Lately i've been wondering 'bout reverse psychology
And all the negative crap that it implies
Like that i want what i want when i want it
And not when it's glimmering before my eyes.
Lately i've been wondering 'bout complex biology
Like when a stork shows up on your roof
To bring you a lovely love child
Bouncing boy to spell out the truth.

His song is stuck in my head
His song is stuck in my head
I will fill his heart and soul with lead
So i always shall remember him

His song is stuck in my head
His song is stuck in my head
He will take my fire and burn instead
So i always shall remember him