Lyrics of B or not a b

B or not a b?
That is the question.
Whether 'tis the second letter of the alphabet, or some other merry letter.
(he raises the letter b and gazes upon it)
B or not a b?
This letter doth have a stiff, straight back.
And the word "back" begineth with b!
B or not a b?
This letter doth have two bumps in the front.
And i reckon the word "bump" begineth with b!
Zoons, the word "begineth" begineth with b!
If "begineth" be a word.
Now, by my sword, i declare, b or not a b, 'tis b!
Good night, sweet b.
(he kisses the lucky letter b!)