Lyrics of Beep

Muppet #1 (sung): if it says one, then i go beep.
If it says two, then i go beep beep.
If it says three, then i go beep beep beep.
And that's the way it's done.

Muppet #2 (spoken): yeah, but what if it says four?

Muppet #1 (sung): i go beep beep beep beep, nothing more.

Muppet #2 (spoken): but what if it says more than four?

Muppet #1 (sung really fast): then i go beepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeep-
(into incomprehension, and screen fills up with circles)

Muppet #2 (spoken): like what if it says forty-six?

Muppet #1 (sung really fast again): then i go beepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeep-
(into more incomprehension, and the screen fills up with forty-six circles)
(sung at normal speed)
Now, i used to get confused about my numbers,
Whether it was three or one or four or two.
But now i find my numbers very easy,
'cause this is what i do ...
If it says one, then i go beep.
If it says two, then i go beep beep.
If it says three, then i go beep beep beep.
And that's the way it's done.

Muppet #2 (spoken): yeah, but what if it says four?

Muppet #1 (sung): i go beep beep beep beep, nothing more.

Muppet #2 (spoken): so when it says one, you go beep
(and so on, repeating all the verses)

Muppet #2 (spoken): but what if it says three million, seven hundred forty-six thousand, nine hundred eighty-two?

Muppet #1 (spoken): that's easy, man.
(sung really fast): then i go beepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeep-
(into still more incomprehension, and screen fills up with still more circles. i think this is one of those places where they're different sizes and colors. i'm not sure what lines come next, if any. then, at the end:)

Both: beep beep beep beep, beep beep beep!