Lyrics of Everyone likes ice cream

Muppet 1: i'd like to be a dancer, adancing on my toes.
Muppet 2: i'd like to be a fireman, i'd squirt you with my hose!
Muppet 3: and i would be a sailor, and i'd sail the seven seas. but....
All: there is one thing special which everyone agrees.

Oh, everyone likes ice cream, yes indeed they do.
Everyone likes ice cream, i do do you?
Search the whole world over, travel near and far.
But everyone likes ice cream no matter who they are.

2: (spoken) except me and i don't agree.

1: i'd like to have a kitten, all cuddly, soft and clean.
2: i'd like to have a dragon, all big and tough and mean!
3: and i would have a little mouse, i'd feed him lots of cheese, but...
All: there is one thing special which everyone agrees.

Oh, everyone likes ice cream, yes indeed they do.
Everyone likes ice cream, i do do you?
Search the whole world over, travel near and far.
But everyone likes ice cream no matter who they are.

2: (spoken) except me, and i *still* don't agree.
3: do you like ice cream?
2: (begrudgingly) uh, yes.
3: then you agree.

1: (???, last word may have been "sweet")
2: i'd like to play football, our team cannot be beat
3: and i'd go to the park and watch the birdies in the trees
2: (sarcastically) birdies.
1: hmmmph!

All: oh, everyone likes ice cream, yes indeed they do.
Everyone likes ice cream, i do do you?
Search the whole world over, travel near and far.
But everyone likes ice cream no matter who they are.

(a huge monster muppet approaches the trio)

3: (nervously) say, w..would you like an ice cream cone?
(hands him a fourth cone he suddenly happened to have)
Monster: mawrrrrrrrrrrrr....

Oh, everyone likes ice cream, yes indeed they do.
Everyone likes ice cream, i do do you?
Search the whole world over, travel near and far.
But everyone likes ice cream no matter who they are.