Lyrics of Stretch dude and clobber girl

Stretch duuude! and clobber girl!
He's a human rubber band, and she's the hulk in pearls!
He's a limber lad! she's a powerful lass!
He'll wring your neck, and she'll kick your ass!
They're strech duude! and clobber girl! stretch dude...clobber girl!
Stretch dude! tonight's episode--enter the collector!
(quiet while saying "tonight's episode"), clobber girl!