Lyrics of Feed the lions skit

Now no-no-now nigga just, just sit down for a minute man
Cause i gotta get somethin off my chest.
You understand me?
I'm on the high wire at every night.
You understand me?
Balancing on that bitch is a motherf**ker.
You understand me?
So you know, i'm balancin on that motherf**ker
And he gon give me you know, twos and fews, twos and fews.
Eerryy time twos and fews
But them motherf**kin midgets is gettin paid man, i'm tellin you.
That little bitty motherf**ker
You understand me?
But this little ring leader cat
You know, i'm sayin every time i sit him down i'm talkin to him
I'm sayin hey mayne look here, look here, can i get a raise?
You know what i'm sayin?
Hows a motherf**ker half my motherf**kin size gettin paid more than me?
You understand me?
I'm gettin half of the money and i'm taller than the motherf**ker.
Shit is crazy mayne.
You kno what i'm sayin?
The lion came out the motherf**kin cage? aiight?
White people sittin on the front row
Like they do.
You understand me?
One of em wanna throw some popcorn at the lion.
I knew the motherf**kers hungry
Cause they didn't feed the motherf**ker at the last show
You understand me?
We stopped in kansas city, missouri and the motherf**ker didn't even feed the lion.
What happened?
Three ate up lil white childern.

Jeesus
Who he blame it on?
Me!
You understand me?
That's some bullshit!
I don't feed the animals and the high wire
That's bullshit!

Y'all better not be smokin in my shit man!

Say what?

Stop smokin in my f**kin cadillac man!

Aint nobody smokin in yo motherf**kin cadillac man

Yes you is! nigga, i see it!

I don't even know why you keep trippin on that shit!

Becuz nigga that's my shit!

You understand me? it got a ashtray in the front the back the side all up in this motherf**ker

That don't mean nothin!

Why you gotta ashtray you don't want nobody smokin in the motherf**ker!

Cause i can motherf**ker!

Well why we gotta ride in the god damn cadillac to begin with? !
You ain't got no regular motherf**kin transportation for a motherf**ker?

It's a circus!