Lyrics of Horny as a dandy

You got me horny in the morning and you kno-o-ow i try to call you but i can't find the telephone i sent a message through the internet but it rejected i wrote a letter and i sent it with the po-o-ost the post it takes so long, so i've got to sing this song to let you know how i feel, whats the deal baby and i can't wait for you, and the things you make me do my heart is ringing so i'm singing this song for you i'm horny horny, horny, horny so horny i'm horny, horny, horny i'm horny horny, horny, horny so horny i'm horny, horny, horny tonight i searched from town to town but i can't find my bird ooh ooh i got so desperate i sent a rocket to the moon in new york city someone said they saw you singing the blues but it was a man from nowhere land ... who looked like you i will keep searching on this feeling's much too strong my heart is ringing and i'm singing this song for you and i like you, yeah i like you and i like you i like you (x6) and i feel horny horny tonight i'm horny horny, horny, horny so horny i'm horny, horny, horny i'm horny horny, horny, horny so horny i'm horny, horny, horny tonight i'm horny, horny, horny tonight the post it takes so long, so i gotta sing this song to let you know how i feel, whats the deal baby and i can't wait for you, and the things you make me too my heart is ringing so i'm singing this song for you i'm horny horny, horny, horny so horny i'm horny, horny, horny i'm horny horny, horny, horny so horny i'm horny, horny, horny tonight horny, horny horny, horny, horny horny, horny horny, horny, horny horny, horny horny, horny, horny horny, horny horny, horny, horny horny, horny horny, horny, horny