Lyrics of Slap of love

The Vandals

Guy: do you love me baby? - girl: yes - guy: well how much do you love me? - girl: a whole bunch - guy: well how much is a whole bunch? - girl: well i don't know - guy: this much? - ( slap ) - don't say sorry - or call her baby - and if she wants to go out - say, "maybe" - never let her get the upper hand - a woman can't respect a weak man - and if she talks back - you just have to slap her down - give her that slap of love - it will keep her coming around - so she ran out? - let her pout! - she just went down to the store - you know she'll have an apology and a sixer - when she comes through that door - she loves that stinging pain - and she knows you'll have to do it again - and if she talks back - you just have to slap her down - give her that slap of love - it will keep her coming around - don't feel sorry - that's a mistake - the biggest one you'll ever make - i wouldn't trust her - as far as i could throw her - you might love her - but you don't know her - show her your love with a slap - you know that she will come back - now your looking at the rings on your hand - and your feeling like a hell of a man - the woman now knows her place - i can see it in her rosy face - and if she talks back - you just have to slap her down - give her that slap of love - it will keep her coming around - show her your love with a slap