Lyrics of My wife's a psychopath!

I couldn't wait for my blind date, i did not sleep that night
Could i catch the perfect match, would she be mrs right!?
A quiet lass so middle class, dignified, meek & mild?
I faced the wrath of a psychopath & a woman that went wild

Before too long it all went wrong, she wern't the one for me
But i was trapped when i got slapped by a raving loony
She got mean, she caused a scene, i said "you're not my type"
But i gave in, how could i win? as she threw another swipe...ferocoiusly

(chorus:)
My wife's a psychopath. throws a fit then she hides in the bathroom
My wife's a psychopath.aooeee
My wife's a psychopath.always on the warpath
After me, mentally deranged!

I'm black & blue, i said "we're through" i'm cuts n'scrapes n'scars
She clenched her fist, i ducked, she missed, so i kicked her up the arse!
She yelled & squealed as i revealed i had learnt some self defence
I smashed her face in, just incase, coz i hate violence...it's not for me

My wife's an psychopath...(guitar bit)

Psycho...psycho...she's a bleedin' psycho...

(fade)