Lyrics of Mr frump in the iron lung

I visit mr. frump in the hospital
I see him most every day
And when i see mr. frump in his iron lung
This is what i hear him say

You know, mr. frump is my very best friend
He's never a chump or a tease
He never tells me lies and best of all
He never disagrees

I bring him candy and flowers every afternoon
Sit down by his side and say, "hi"
And then i ask him his opinion of the world situation
And i wait for mr. frump's reply and mr. frump would say

Well, unfortunately, soon it came to be
Mr. frump's dying day
So now i bring to you the very last thing
That mr. frump had to say

Amen