Lyrics of If i had a boat

And if i had a boat
I'd go out on the ocean
And if i had a pony
I'd ride him on my boat
And we could all together
Go out on the ocean
I said me upon my pony on my boat

And if i were roy rogers, i'd sure enough be single,
I couldn't bring myself to marryin' no dale,
Well it'd just be me and trigger, we'd go riding through them movies,
And we'd buy a boat and on the sea we'd sail.

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Now the mystery masked man was smarter, he got himself a tonto
'cause tonto did the dirty work for free
But tonto he was smarter, and one day said kemosabe,
"well kiss my ass, i bought a boat, i'm going out to sea"

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And if i were like lightning, i wouldn't need no sneakers,
Well i'd come and go whenever i would please,
And i'd scare 'em by the shade tree, and i'd scare 'em by the light post,
But i would not scare my pony on my boat out on the sea.

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Me upon my pony on my boat