Lyrics of It's five o'clock somewhere

The sun is hot and that ol' clock is movin' slow
And so am i
Workday passes like molassas in wintertime
But it's july
Gettin' paid by the hour and older by a minute
My boss just pushed me over the limit
I'd like to call him somethin'
But think i'll just call it a day

Chorus:
Pour me somethin' tall and strong
Make it a hurricane before i go insane
It's only half past twelve, but i don't care
It's five o'clock somewhere

Well this lunch break is gonna take all afternoon
And half the night
Tomorrow morning i know there'll be hell to pay
Hey, but that's alright
Ain't had a day off now in over a year
My jamaican vacation is gonna start right here
If the phones for me
You can tell 'em i've just sailed away

Chorus:
Pour me somethin' tall and strong
Make it a hurricane before i go insane
It's only half past twelve, but i don't care
It's five o'clock somewhere

I could pay off my tab
Pour myself in a cab and be back to work before 2
At a moment like this, i can't help but wonder
What would jimmy buffet do?

Jimmy buffet spoken:
Funny you should ask, alan
I'd say
Pour me somethin' tall and strong
Make it a hurricane before i go insane
It's only half past twelve, but i don't care
Pour me somethin' tall and strong
Make it a hurricane before i go insane

It's only half past twelve, but i don't care
He don't care
And i don't care
It's five o'clock somewheret do?



"""enter jimmy buffett"""



"funny you should ask alan"



"i'd say"



"pour me something tall and strong

make it a hurricane before i go insane

it's only half past twelve but i don't care

it's five o'clock somewhere"



pour me something tall and strong

make it a hurricane before i go insane

it's only half past twelve but i don't care (he don't care)

and i don't care

it's five o'clock somewhere



"what time zone am i on?"

"wha