Lyrics of Two fools a minute

Seems like everything i like
Will make me sick or poor or fat
(says who?)
Oh you beautiful doll save one for me
And try not to laugh
(who's got the time?)

Who'll hold the horses
Now you see it, now you don't, right
Now i've seen everything
At least everything i want

Tasty, very sweet
Honey for the life of me
Tell me baby please
Who's that unexpected company?

So it's up the road turn right next thursday
Think that's where i'm gone
I ain't drownin', just waving
Ain't even worth a song

We was makin' something of it
And x did mark the spot
But y's a crooked letter
I forgot

But not me chief, i'm just radar
I don't talk in front of the kids
I know the difference
See, the meek shall inherit shit

I'd wait for her parade
While she's out doin' yankee doodle
Thought i had it made
But the gravy train was late as usual

And it's up the road turn right next thursday
Think that's where i'm gone
I ain't drownin', just wavin'
Ain't even worth a song

See you in the funny papers
Guess that's where i'll be
They say two fools born a minute
Guess that makes me three

Up, up, up, up, up
Up the road turn right next thursday
Think that's where i'm gone
I ain't drownin', just wavin'
Ain't even worth a little song

See ya in the funny papers
Guess that's where i'll be
(that's where i'll be)
They say two fools born a minute
I'm all three

Two fools born a minute
Three fools born a minute
Four fools born a minute
Five fools born a minute
Six fools born a minute