Lyrics of Secret code

(parody of "secret love" by doris day, from the movie "calamity jane")
Once i had a secret code,
Where a was b, and b was g.
G was k, and k was j;
And j was m, and m was p.
V was x, and x was v,
And u was i, and i was u.
87 stood for z,
And 2 for t, and t for 2.
O was 12, and q was 17;
I still don't know what those numbers mean.
That is how we won the war;
My secret code's no secret anymore.
H was 9, and s was 33;
Oh, how that confused the enemy!
Then a recent survey showed
That i don't understand my secret code.
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