Lyrics of Too fat polka

Can she prance up a hill? no! no! no! no! no!
Can she dance a quadrille! no! no! no! no! no!
Does she fit in my coupe? by herself she's a group.
Could she possibly sit up on my knee? no! no! no! no! no!
She-s too fat for me!

I don't want her
You can have her
She's too fat for me.
She's too fat for me. she's too fat for me
Oh
I don't want her
You can have her
Please do that for me
She's too fat
She's too fat. she's too fat for me.
I get dizzy
I clet numbo.
When i'm dancing with my jum-jum-jumbo.
She's a twosome
She's a foursome

I seh'd lose some i would like her moresome.