Lyrics of Fine up standing citizen

A fine upstanding citizen
just kicked my ass
i was almost out the door
the guard was gonna let me pass
then another good samaritan
went and told
and the place went cold
the officer responding kicked my ass
i was almost in his car
i thought i was safe at last
then the f.u.c. that worked me over
went and told the blue
he wasn't through
a cashier left her line
to hold me down
as all the honest shoppers were
gathering around
everyone was cheering and

i started thinking
maybe i'm not welcome here
grandmothers and children
were joining in
'cause everybody wants to be a
fine upstanding citizen
i can't even remember
what i tried to steal
i thought i'd make just
one more appeal
but the officer responding agreed
they were upstanding
fists were flying and
most of them were landing
everyone was cheering and
i started thinking
hey maybe i'm not welcome here
maybe i'm not welcome here