Lyrics of 21 concepts

I wrote a song about a fetus named cletus who tried
To run for governor before he died
He lived in california but traveled worldwide
It was a big huge hit, just kidding i lied

There's the song about the 90's, i sampled ace of base
But kept it off the album in the interest of taste
'cheyenne rock city', a song about touring
But rhymes about wyoming are really very boring

As for the churchill song, give me a break
How many songs about england could my listeners take?
There was a track about women and the drama they bring
'hot girls make guys do really stupid things'

Remember 'geeked out'? you don't but i do
'the geek shall inherit the earth', it's true
I rapped about nerds being cooler than jocks
But if i wanted biased news, i would have just watched fox

I've got 21 concepts but a hit ain't one
If you're having lyric problems i feel bad for you, son
I've got a list of songs here, i once thought were the bomb
But when i laid them down in protools they all came out wrong

'las vegas invasion' was a sci-fi track
About aliens addicted to playing blackjack
I wrote a song about a kid who made his own flick
But got a bad review in ranger rick

I didn't want to get lynched or punched in mouth
So i didn't do that song making fun of the south
I did a song about how girls at stanford are whack
Called 'college is where girls go to get fat'

There was the krs slash nirvana debut
But the mash-up thing was so 2002
I did an anti-bush track and then i did five more
But 'rock against bush' was so 2004

I wrote a song about china, how could i go wrong?
I rapped in cantonese about mao zedong
It went um goy, neh ho ma? nehih sik ying mun ma?

I've got 21 concepts but a hit ain't one
If you're having lyric problems i feel bad for you, son
I've got cd-r of tracks, i once thought would be tight
But when i played it for my girl i slept alone that night

Write a song about a can that gets crushed a lot
Write a dental hygiene jam that says, brush a lot
Write a bill o'reilly track that says hush a lot
No, i'm not a player i like rush a lot

I've got 21 concepts but a single ain't one
If you're still referencing jay-z i feel bad for you, son
So what's the secret to hip hop, jazz, blues and rock?
Step one, get out a pad and kill your writer's block, start

I've got 21 concepts but a hit ain't one
If you're having lyric problems i feel bad for you, son
I've got a list of songs here i once thought were the bomb
But when i laid them down in protools they all came out wrong