Lyrics of The grouch anthem

Announcer: please rise for the grouch anthem.

Oscar: no, no, no. for the grouch anthem, you stay sitting down. down in front there! now brace yourself, i'm gonna sing:

Grouches of the world unite!
Stand up for your grouchly rights!
Don't let the sunshine spoil the rain
Just stand up and complain (heheheh)

Let this be the grouches' cause:
Point out everybody's flaws!
Something is wrong with everything
Except the way i sing!

(cue grouch choir ooing in the background)

Spoken:
You know what's right with this world? nuttin!
You know what gets me hot under the collar? you name it!
And the next time some goody-two-shoes smiles and tells you to have a nice day, just remember:

Sung:
Don't let the sunshine spoil the rain,
Just stand up and complain!
Just stand up and complain!