Lyrics of Weapons of bass destruction

I'm on a first name basis at the tackle shop,
Got a charge account running up non-stop
They ought to give me my own parking spot
I can't fit another plug in my tackle box
It's always under construction
For all my weapons of bass destruction

I got buzz baits, zara spooks, pumpkin seed zoom flutes, booyah crawfish jigs, i got a 7 foot flipping stick and all the soft plastics
To hook one on a texas rig
My wife stays on me and the banker just told me
That he's working on a tax deduction
For all the money i'm dropping
On my weapons of bass destruction

Hank parker's got a wire tap on my phone
Bill dance won't leave me the hell alone
Outdoor channel wants to do a show
They wanna film me jaw jerkin down on okeechobee
They better come with some high def production
Cause i got weapons of bass destruction

I got jitterbugs and hulapoppers, crank baits and wood choppers, devil horses and broke backs, grass frogs aand chug bugs, straining on my cow cut? offset shank mustads,
I got a 250 johnson, and a redman sponsor,
And a ranger in custom production to haul around me and my buddies
And my weapons of bass destruction

My boat is my bunker, where i haul in all my lunkers
I got buzz baits, zara spooks, bubblegum zoom flutes, booyah crawfish jigs,
I got a 7 foot carrot stik, all the soft plastics, to hook a carolina rig
When i drag it through the moss
And i hook on haus you never seen such a big eruption
When they light into my weapons of bass destruction
Tell obama to come find me because
I aint hidin my weapons of bass destruction