Lyrics of First world problems rap

People of the first world! yeah!

We got these first world problems!

My fridge is so full, i have to reach way back,
And my sports car doesn't even have an audio jack.
My laptop's battery is low, but my charger is over there.
I can never find the right lid for my tupperware.

I woke up at noon, do i eat breakfast or lunch?
I don't like organic milk and we don't have fruit punch.
My neighbors put a password on their high-speed wi-fi.
And the freezer makes my ice cream hard to scoop, why try?

My hot water ran out in the shower,
Which sucks cause i was only in there for half/hour.
The other side of my pillow is not much cooler.
There's no measure for inches or feet on this ruler.

Something just beeped and i don't know what it was.
Was it my roomba, convection oven or just google buzz?
There's some cereal left but not enough to make a bowl.
I hate replacing batteries on my wii remote control.

People keep texting me when i'm playing tiny wings.
My cleaning lady is vacuuming; i can't hear anything.
I didn't read 'shake well' now i feel like i missed out,
And when i opened my birthday card no money fell out

I meant to turn on the light but it was the disposal.
My vespa's in the shop, now how can i be mobile?
Netflix is suggesting things i've already seen,
And my suit is too fancy for the washing machine.

There's a pebble in my shoe, i have to stop and shake it.
I have to add water to this cup cake mix, then bake it?
My pillow is too soft and i have too many sheets,
And what the heck do i do with all these starbucks receipts? (organize.)

My walk-in closet door is kind of hard to close,
And my private school teacher calls my rap songs prose.
My fridge doesn't have a touch screen, first world issue.
Killed a spider with a dollar 'cause i didn't have a tissue.

We got these first world problems.

Yea-eah!