Lyrics of The i interview

Gary-owens-voice (gov) guy comes onscreen, whipping out his lower-case "i" from a briefcase and he has a dialogue with a rude off-screen voice (rov):
Gov: hi-ho everyone, i bet you don't know what this is.
Rov: it looks like a small l with a ball on top.
Gov: well, golly-gee, i never thought of it, but it does look something like an l with a ball on top.
Rov: not something like, exactly like! you have the mind of a flea!
Gov: quiet down now. this is the letter i. many words start with the letter i.
Rov: (rudely mocking him) "many words start with the letter i!"
Gov: and the one that springs to my mind is -- "impolite." now we don't want to be impolite. (pause.) that means being rude, or discourteous, or having no manners.
Rov: (smart-alecky): tell us all about it, bright boy!
Gov: excuse me. (he walks off-stage; there comes several seconds of a loud scuffle, the suitcase bounces around. the gov guy returns.) try not to be impolite. and thank you for your time.