Lyrics of Watermelons and cheese

Monty: answering the telephone
Is not so hard to do
Once you know the secret
Which i shall show to you
What you say - that's the key!
And it's easy as it can be
You can say...
(ring!)
Bert: hello? no, this isn't ernie's ducky!
(ring!)
Monty: or, perhaps...
Cookie monster: hello? you got cookie for me please?
(ring!)
Monty: or...
Count: hello, you are caller number one.
Monty: but don't say...(picks up phone)
Watermelons and cheese!
Chorus: (dancing in) no, you don't say -
Monty: watermelons and -
Chorus: you don't say -
Monty: watermelons and -
Chorus: you never say -
Monty: watermelons and cheese!
Chorus: puh-lease try a-gain!
Monty: this should be a breeze...
(ring!)
(answers) watermelons and cheese!
Oh, sorry!
Chorus: you could have said -
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Bert: (with pigeon) hello? bernice, it's for you.
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Chorus: a classic!
Cookie monster: hi, me can't talk now - eating cookies!
(ring!)
Chorus: or...
Count: hello, you are caller number two - 'a, 'a, 'a!
(ring!)
Chorus: you can do it!
Monty: (answering) watermelons and cheese!
Chorus: no, you don't say -
Monty: watermelons and -
Chorus: you don't say -
Monty: watermelons and -
Chorus: you never say -
Monty: watermelons and cheese!
Chorus: puh-lease try a-gain!
Monty: this should be a breeze...
(ring!)
(answers) watermelons and cheese!
Chorus: no!!!
Monty: right! jolly good! not a problem! i think i've got it now.
You don't say, you never never say -
(ring!)
Watermelon: (answering) watermelon and cheese!
Monty: unless you're a watermelon...
Watermelon: it's for you! (hands phone to a giant swiss cheese)
Monty: or a cheese!
Watermelon: ha ha ha!
Cheese: gouda you to call ...