Lyrics of Ideal employee #743

Im just lookin for a job,
Maybe i could mow your lawn,
Cool lemonade in the warm suburban sun,
After the job was done, cause

I was ideal employee #743
I keep my eyes open
And my mouth shut
And i dont take from the till
You gave me a number
But my name is bill

Im just lookin for a job,
Somethin to keep me occupied,
I wanted to save the world,
But that doesnt pay,
Im back on the streets today,

I was ideal employee #743

I can pass your piss test
Then you can piss on me
Im under the gun
In the land of the free

And ill do a good job for you,
Yeah ill do my best,
And ill do everything for you,
Ill do my best

I was ideal employee #743

They promised the world to me
But i didnt get anything
Progress marches on, an so should i
Under the gun in the land of the free
I was proud to be 743
Heres to you 744.

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