Lyrics of Chanukah song [live]

This is a song that uh, theres alot of xmas of songs out there, and ah not too many hanukkah songs, so i wrote a song for all those nice little jewish kids who dont get to hear any hanakkah songs.. here we go...

Put on your yarmulke, here comes hanukkah
Its so much fun-akkah to celebrate hanukkah
Hanukkah is the festival of lights.
Instead of one day of presents,we have eight crazy nights.
When you feel like the only kid in town without a christmas tree.
Heres a list of people who are jewish just like you and me,
David lee roth lights the menorrah,
So do james caan, kirk douglas, and the late dinah shore-ah
Guess who eats together at the carnegie deli,
Bowzer from sha-na-na and arthur fonzarelli.
Paul newman's half jewish,goldie hawn's half too,
Put them together what a fine lookin jew.
You don't need deck the halls or jingle bell rock.
Cause you can spin the dreidle with captain kirk and mr spock-(both jewish!)
Put on your yarmulke, it's time for hanukkah,
The owner of the seattle super sonic-ahs celebrates hanukkah.
Oj simpson -- not a jew!
But guess who is hall of famer -rod carew---(he converted!)
We got ann landers and her sister dear abby.
Harrison ford's a quarter jewish not to shabby!
Some people think that ebeneezer scrooge is ,
Well, he's not -but guess who is.. all three stooges.
So many jews are in show-biz.
Tom cruise isn't but i heard his agent is.
Tell your friend veronica,its time you celebrate hanukkah
I hope i get a harmonica,on this ,lovely,lovely hanukkah.
So drink your gin and tonic-ah and smoke your marijuan-icah,
If you really,really wanna-kah,have a happy happy hanikkah