Lyrics of Mr. spindel's phone call

(phone rings)
(mr. spindel picks it up)
Mr spindel: "hullo!"
Student: (whispering) "hey mr. spindel. how's algebra class going?"
(chuckling)
Mr spindel: "whut!?"
Student: (whispering) "you're in for a big surprise tommorrow during 5th
Period!"
(chuckling)
Mr spindel: "hey! who is this!"
(student hangs up phone)
(dial tone)
Mr spindel: "hullo!"
(dial tone)
Mr spindel: "hullo!"
(dial tone)
Mr spindel: "who is this!?"
(dial tone)
Mr spindel: "hullo!"
(dial tone)
Mr spindel: "answer me!"
(dial tone)
Mr spindel: "who is this!?"
(dial tone)
Mr spindel: "hullo!"
(dial tone)
Mr spindel: "for god's sake! who are you!?"
(dial tone)
Mr spindel: "hullo!"
(dial tone)
Mr spindel: "hullo!"
(dial tone)
(operator recording playing "if you'd like to make a call...")
Mr spindel: "who is that!?"
(recording continues)
Mr spindel: "hullo!"
(recording continues)
Mr spindel: "who are you!?"
(recording continues)
Mr spindel: "please answer me!"
(silence)
(bleeping noise)
Mr spindel: "oh god! who is this!?"
(bleeping)
Mr spindel: "please stop it! why are you doing this!?"
(bleeping)
Mr spindel: "why!? why!?"
(bleeping)
Mr spindel: "just tell me your name."
(bleeping)
Mr spindel: "please."
(bleeping)
Mr spindel: "i'm gonna hang up!"
(bleeping)
Mr spindel: "i'm warning you!"
(bleeping)
Mr spindel: "hullo!"
(bleeping)
Mr spindel: "whoever this is, i'm gonna hang up!"
(bleeping)
Mr spindel: "that's it!"
(bleeping)
Mr spindel: "damn you kids!!"
(bleeping)
Mr spindel: "damn you!!"
(slams down phone)
(phone rings)
(mr. spindel picks it up)
Mr spindel: "hullo?"
Ted: "yeah, bill."
Mr spindel: "oh, ted!"
Ted: "i've been trying to get through to you forever. who have you been
Talking to?"
Mr spindel: "i don't know. so help me god! i don't know!"