Lyrics of Master charge

My wife has a charge card
That i got her the other day
I owe five hundred dollars
That's just for yesterday

I said, "honey, here's a present, go out and shop around
Get a couple of dresses and browse around downtown"
She did just what i told her, bought one, two or three
Then came home looking silly, making goo-goo eyes at me

Master charge
Master charge
A bank of america card

Master charge
Master charge
A bank of america card

Master charge
Master charge
A bank of america card

I said, "did you get your dresses?"
She said, "yes, one or two
But i had to get me some shoes and i needed
Some jewelry too"

She had $200 dresses
That i could have made and i can't sew
Fifty dollars pair of shoes
And i thought you so and so

I said, "what about the jewelry?"
As calmly as i could
She said, "honey, you'll love them
They're pure african wood"

Master charge
Master charge
A bank of america card

Master charge
Master charge
A bank of america card

Master charge
Master charge
A bank of america card

Let's charge it!
Let's charge it!

She said, "they were $200 and i paid
One and a half"
I just didn't believe it
I was so mad i had to laugh

I could see it in my mind
On a horse like paul revere
I check my mail box
'cause these bills keep coming here.

Master charge
Master charge
A bank of america card

Master charge
Master charge
A bank of america card

Master charge
Master charge
A bank of america card

Charge it
Let's charge it
Let's charge it