Lyrics of Money is a problem

Money is a problem, is a problem
A problem on the rich can comprehend
If money is a problem is a problem
I wish i had a couple of problems to spend

If i just had a little bit of time to spare
I could form a society for the protection
Of the poor unhappy millionaires

(money is a problem, is a problem)
A texan begins to learn it when he's two
(money gets you in a spot just once you start without)
(and you cannot buy another person's heart with it)

So how come them that has it hates to part with it
Money is a problem
(is a problem)
But say the word and i'll gladly trade problems with you
(you would)
Like that

If i were a millionaire
(if you were a millionaire)
I'd buy me a couple of yachts real quick
And keep one as a spare
If i had a lot of loot
(if you had a lot of loot)

I'd find me a tailor to whip me up a platinum pin-striped suit
He who steals my purse steals trash the wise men say
But that's 'cause wise men ain't got nothing anyway

(money is a problem)
(a problem that only wealthy folks pursue)
(we know from where you stand a million bucks is fine)
(but too much gold can burn you just like too much sun)
I don't want to be a millionaire
I just want to live like one

Money is a problem, is a problem
And any millionaire will tell you it's true
Boo hoo
And any millionaire will tell you it's true