Lyrics of Hordern intro (incan art vamp)

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Fz: good evening, ladies & gentlemen, welcome to the mothers of invention extravaganza for sydney, australia, 1976. and tonight featuring the dynamic napoleon murphy brock on tenor sax and lead vocals . . .
Napoleon: wen-a-hena-hena-hean (hel-l-l-lp me!)
Fz: the probably overheated later in the program andré lewis on keyboards, the extremely susceptible to increases in tempo tiny skinny foxy little cute little available tonight to each and everyone of the ladies in the audience, and maybe some of the other persons that might be interested in him, little skinny terry "ted" bozzio on drums. and last, but not least, roy ralph moleman guacamole guadalupe hidalgo estrada on bass.