Lyrics of Sloppy love jingle pt. 1

Roll sloppy love jingle sequence one
Action!
Bartender!
Yeah, i heard you wiseass, give me a minute
I'm trying to get this round over here
What do you think; i'm just working for you over here?
Actually, will you send a drink to the lady at the end of the bar?
Yeah, that one right there
It's on me. tell her it's from travy

From the second she shimmied in
I was intrigued by her essence
And my first instinct was to make sure my presence was felt
Simple and plain
I'm probably jumping the train
But all i can see is my name engraved on her belt
Hit the pause button
Damn, i don't even know this girl
And i'm already practicing my sweet nothings
But that a classic trait of a soft-spoken, heart broken, fellow like myself best believe
I tend to wear my heart on my sleeve

But that night, the jagermeister had my sleeves rolled up
But wait a minute, hold up
I think she caught me grillin', now i'm spillin' my drink
I knew our feelings were in sync soon as she gave me the wink
The only problem is i'm not your ordinary average romeo
A cyrano debergerac
In fact, i remember back in fifth grade trying to read the book of love
But sadly the introduction didn't grab me
So i left it on the shelf and kept moving
Assuming that this planet rotates, i just procrastinate
Until the day i bump into my soul mate
Who would have thunk, i'd be pissy ass drunk
When time came for a collision
So i made the decision to just keep my composure
Until she started getting closer
And then i felt this weird feeling underneath my left shoulder
Then i slipped, tripped, busted my lip, and fell in love
The minute that she stepped through the door
The type of girl i have to make a couple mix tapes for
To me she equaled mc squared
And everything else was mathematics
I never took the time to practice