Lyrics of Silver platter club

I wish that i could get up in the early morning time
Things would fall out of the sky into my lap

I wish i had the brain of a tyrannosaurus rex
So that i wouldn't have to deal with all this crap

I wish that i'd been born with skin that turned to golden brown
While at the beach relaxing in the summer time

I wish that i was good at football, baseball and lacrosse
Darts and basketball, and poker, golf and chess

I'm sorry that they didn't hand it to me
On a silver platter, like they did to you
I'm sorry that i wasn't able to become
The man you think i should aspire to

I wish i had the genes of eduardo verástegui
That i was effortlessly masculine as well

I wish that confidence was all you could see in my eyes
Like those interviews in locker rooms with talented sports guys

I wish i had no self-awareness like the guys i know
Float right through their lives without a thought

And that i didn't give a shit what anybody thought of me
That i was so relaxed you'd think that i was bored

I'm sorry that they didn't hand it to me
On a silver platter, like they did to you
I'm sorry that i wasn't able to become
The man you think i should aspire to

I'm sorry that they didn't hand it to me
On a silver platter, like they did to you
I'm sorry that i wasn't able to become
The man you think i should aspire to

I'm sorry that they didn't hand it to me
On a silver platter, like they did to you
I'm sorry that i wasn't able to become
The man you think i should aspire to

I'm sorry that they didn't hand it to me
On a silver platter, like they did to you
I'm sorry that i wasn't able to become
The man you think i should aspire to

I'm sorry that they didn't hand it to me
On a silver platter, like they did to you

(was that my other one?)