Lyrics of Fool with words

I know a girl with skin as white as pearl
I kinda called her burly, why i did i do not know
And you can tell she didn't take it well
She hit me with a welly, in between the down-bellows

Well i'm just a fool with words
Fool enough to burst
I'm just a fool with words
And always pick the worst

Out on the down, feelin' out and down
I paddled in a fountain and got talking to a duck
And with a quack he told me what he lacked
He needed cash for crackers, but i didn't give a buck

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Down at the fair i pulled a gypsy's hair
He came from tipperary and was looking debonair
I took a trip giving him the slip
Started off quite tipsy, ended looking worse for wear

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