Lyrics of Never get naked in your shower

-chorus-
I'll never get naked in your shower
I promise i'll always wear my clothes
I only get naked in my shower, behind closed doors
But i'll never get naked in yours

As long as i'm a guest in your home, i declare this an anti-awkward zone
N' there ain't no need for privacy, ain't no private parts you see
This way we don't have to be, a-lone. hunh!

-chorus-

(spoken)
Johnny: it's getting kinda steamy in here!

Julian: well you can take your shirt off if you want.

Johnny: i'm not taking my shirt off-

(screamed/sung)
I'll never get naked in your shower
(spoken)
Julian: good job, that was a test.
(screamed/sung)
I promise i'll always wear my clothes
I only get naked in my shower, behind closed doors
But i'll never get naked in yours

-commercial break-

(sung)
I'll never get naked in your shower
I promise i'll always wear my clothes
I only get naked in my shower, i made this for behind you closed doors
But i'll never get naked in yours