Lyrics of A cup of tea

Paroles de la chanson a cup of tea par kunt and the gang
ooh, i've been terribly unlucky the last couple of weeks

If i fell in a barrel of tits i’d have come out sucking my thumb

What i need is something to make it all better

I'll tell you some of the things that have happened...

I've had a touch of writers' block and i couldn't write a song

My cock's been really itchy, i'm sure there's something wrong

My girlfriend's mum & dad decided i wasn't an appropriate suitor

Pc world grassed me up to the pigs for what they found on my computer

My lottery numbers' all came up but i forgot to get a ticket

I went to have a wank over countdown but it was cancelled for the cricket

We sold two thousand downloads but was ineligible for the charts

And i singed my cock and bollocks trying to light one of my farts

You've had a bad day, it was really shite

A nice cup of tea will make it alright

So your girlfriend got raped and your dog has died

Have a cup of tea, it will all be alright

Have a cup of tea, a lovely cup of tea

Pop a teabag in a cup

Pour hot water and top it up

Add as much milk as required

And some sugar if desired

I wrote my car off, hit a wall, and ended up in someone's garden

I took viagra a week ago and i can't get rid of this hard-on

My bird dumped me and won't return my calls so i can't get closure

I got arrested outside a school on suspicion of indecent exposure

I fell arse over tit running for the bus and ripped a hole in my best slacks

Then i had tummy ache on the bus to lakeside, i farted and shit my cacks

As sod's law and would have it, just like my car, my pants were a total write-off

I had to go in b&q bogs to try and wipe all of the shite off

You've had a bad day, it was really poo

Have a cup of brew and it won't be so blue

You got sacked from your job and raped in the gob

Have a cup of tea and it will all seem peachy

Have a cup of tea, a lovely cup of tea

Have a cup of tea