Lyrics of The funny song (oh dear daddy)

I went down to the local bar
To buy my daddy a big cigar
When i got home he was dead
Somebody shot him in the head

Oh dear daddy
You're not gonna see me grieve
'cause you brought out the worst in me

(spoken:)
Yep! it's all true.
It's true. it makes me cry.

When the funeral was through
I had myself a barbecue
Daddy's bones they sure taste good
I couldn't have stopped; if only i could

Oh dear daddy
You're not gonna see me sad
'cause everything you did was bad