Lyrics of Great to be a man

I wake up each morning, and im proud of who i am.
Cigarette breath and a full ashtray and a cupboard full of spam.
I gambled away a whole weeks pay, in hopes that id get rich.
Only to find on monday morning id still be diggin a ditch.

Hey, aint it great to be a man, ya know im my biggest fan.
I thank god for my hibachi grill, and cold beer in a can.
And i dont mind not havin much, as long as i got me.
When i look in the mirror, im the prettiest thing i see.

I said lady friends, ive had a lot, but most i cant recall.
But thank you to my polaroid, i got pictures of em all.
I never told a story, or one that was ever true.
And if i did you can probably bet that i lied about that one too.

Hey, aint it great to be a man, ya know im my biggest fan.
I thank god for my hibachi grill, and cold beer in a can.
And i dont mind not havin much, as long as i got me.
When i look in the mirror, im the prettiest thing i see.

Hey, aint it great to be a man, ya know im my biggest fan.
I thank god for my hibachi grill, and cold beer in a can.
And i dont mind not havin much, as long as i got me.
When i look in the mirror, im the prettiest thing i see.

Yeah, ive searched far and wide,
And ive searched side to side,
I looked all around this town,
And theres nothin better than me.