Lyrics of The man song

Ladies and gentlemen,
The man song!

(he's the man!)
(he's the man!)

I don't take no crap from anybody
(else but you)
I wear the pants around here
(when i finish with your laundry)
Coz i'm a guy you don't wanna fight
(when i say "jump", you say "yeah right!")
I'm the man of this house
(until you get home)

(he's the man!)
(he's the man!)

What i say goes around here
(right out the window)
And i don't wanna hear a lot of whining
(so i'll shut up)
The sooner you learn who's boss around here
(the sooner you can give me my orders, dear)
Coz i'm head-honcho around here
(but it's all in my head)

(he's the man!)
(he's the man!)

And i can have sex anytime
(that you want it)
Coz i'm a man who has needs
(but there not that important)
And don't expect any flowers from me
(coz if i'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry)
I'm the king of my castle
(when you're not around)

(he's the man!)
(he's the man!)

And i'll drink and watch sports whenever i wanna
(get in trouble)
And i'll come home when i'm good and ready
(to sleep on the couch)
Coz a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do
(and i'm gonna do what you tell me to)
Because i'm top dog around here
(but i've been neutered)

(he's the man!)
(he's the man!)

(you the man!)