Lyrics of Cookie for the smallest person

Girl: it's my cookie!
Boy: it is not, it's mine!
Girl: no, it's my cookie!
Cookie monster: dum-de-dum-dum-dum ... what seem to be problem?
Girl: well, there's only one cookie here and we both want it.
Boy: yeah and it's mine!
Girl: it is not! it's my cookie! i saw it first!
Boy: yeah, but --
Cookie monster: hold on, me will decide who get cookie.
Girl: are you kidding?!?
Boy: yeah, you're the cookie monster! if you decide, we know who will get the cookie!
Girl: we weren't born yesterday, you know!
Cookie monster: now hold on, hold on ... okay, me decided that smallest person get cookie!
Girl: of all the -- the smallest person gets the cookie?
Cookie monster: uh-huh.
Girl: (squatting down) okay i'm the smallest! i'm the smallest!
Boy: hey, that's not fair! you're scrunching down!
Girl: i'm the smallest!
Boy: you can't do that, i'm smaller than you!
Cookie monster: (stopping them) okay, okay. (to girl) you small, (to boy) you smaller, but --
(cookie monster stands aside and suddenly begins to shrunk to pint-size.)
Girl: how'd he do that?
Boy: i don't know, but he's the smallest!
Cookie monster: (high-pitched voice) i do anything for cookie!
(cookie monster picks up the cookie, now bigger than he is, and marches off.)