Lyrics of I hate christmas

(intro) christmas comes just once a year (i got a baby doll)
With all its yuletide joy and cheer (i got a football)
But theres one thing i'd like to say
Is that i hate christmas day (i got a rock!)
Its time for everybody to have a christmas party.
Everyone but me i'll step outside
Boycott your office party. no secret santa for me.
Mistletoe makes me sneeze anyway.
Cos i don't wanna go, where happy days are snow
I'd rather stay where frosty melts in the sun.
July 4 parade. a lynchburg lemonade.
An alcohol-a-day by the pool in the sun (now everybody sing).
(chorus) deck the halls with bells of holly
'tis the season to be jolly but, i hate christmas
I'm glad it only comes one time a year
Its time for everybody to head out christmas shopping.
Everyone but me i'll stay inside.
No presents under your tree that have a nametag for me.
And it makes my gifts so easy to hide
I don't wanna go where shopping lines are slow.
I rather stay at home with the frosty cold one.
A bud on ice in may, a lazy summer day.
An alcohol-a-day by the pool in the sun (now everybody sing) .
(chorus)
Deck the halls with bells of holly
'tis the season to be jolly but,
I hate christmas
I'm glad it only comes one time a year
(rap)
It was the night before christmas and all through the house,
All the creatures was chillin like flint drinkin stout.
I woke from my sleep, heard 'here comes the boom'.
I knew that santa would be comin' soon.
On dascher on donner, commit, on blitzen.
I yelled 'shut up ya'll,' but they wouldn't listen.
And then he came down with his belly of jello.
He says, 'where the ladies at 'cause i'm a real jolly fellow.'
Then he gave me a wink and was quick out of sight.
Merry christmas to all,
And to all a super deeky duper fly night.
(chorus)
(now everyone - sing)
Deck the halls with bells of holly 'tis the season to be jolly but,
I hate christmas
I'm glad it only comes one time a year (one more time, like you mean it)
(chorus) deck the halls with bells of holly
'tis the season to be jolly but, i hate christmas
I'm glad it only comes one time a year
Cos i hate christmas
I'm glad it only comes one time a year
Cos i hate christmas