Paroles de Jack of all trades

Jack of all trades master of none
Even got lost trying to find the m1
Ended up in south shields with a couple of drunks

Moved to crouch end suburb of cool
Took a few drugs acted the fool
Fell in love with a girl on her harmonium stool

Went round the world in the back of a van
We kept in touch with our only fan
He was short and sweet lived in japan

The band broke up round a pool in bangkok
To tell you the truth it didn't come as a shock
Our days were numbered like hands on a clock

So we carried on me and the serious girl
Had massive hits all round the world
We got so big we both became ill

Flew into london with a bit of a tan
Caught the train back to sunderland to see me old man
We had bacon and eggs from the same frying pan

To walk down the high street
Avoiding a scrap
"are you dave stewart?"
"yeah"
:you're a crap"
Had a pint in the beehive then home for a nap

Got married in france to an irish colleen
I was thirty three she was only thirteen
I wore orange but she wore green

Now i sit and write plays for myself and my sons
They keep me amused yeah i have much more fun
Than big lines of speed at quarter to one
On a peaceful sunday morning