Paroles de The best things in life

My uncle charlie is a cynical man
And his wifes a touch skeptical, too.
They've got one of those stickers
In the back of their van; it says:
We've seen the prices at the zoo.
Well today i knocked upon their door
And said that i was passing,
And charlie launched a scathing attack.
When i asked him what i'd done, he said
"you stupid bastard! we live in a cul-de-sac!"

Went to dali's party; it was fancy dress.
I just stuck an apple in my face.
I saw a chap who obviously was out to impress,
Reckoned he'd beat gagarin into space.
He said "hi there boys!
Like i'm sorry i'm late!
But i was getting done up
As a mobile thrash acetate!"
Me, i got bored
So i went home,
Got into bed,
And came to the conclusion...

There is nothing better in life
Than writing on the sole of your slipper with a birol
There is nothing better in life
Than writing on the sole of your slipper with a biro
There is nothing better in life
Than writing on the sole of your slipper with a biro
There is nothing better in life
Than writing on the sole of your slipper with a biro
On a saturday night instead of going to a pub.