Paroles de Intro

(brooks buford) w-f-u-k am 420 now interrupts your regular radio programming for broadcast of the one duck county demon game.
Chuck janke (brooks buford): hey pussies, and welcome to the first game of the new season. i'm chuck janke.
Wink dinkerson (danny boone): and this is wink dinkerson. i tell ya, it was a rough year for our guys last season.
Cj: sure was. well, it started off good, but then just went to straight fecal matter thrown into a dc-10 engine, if ya know what i mean!
Wd: yeah, some real turd action.
Cj: yeah, a shit-twister, if you will!
Wd: yeah, i heard danny boone had stomach surgery.
Cj: sure did.
Wd: apparently his liver fell out in his warner robbins home.
Cj: god, what a dick.
Wd: really.
Cj: yeah, brooks buford ended up in the er with a hole in his nose.
Wd: yeah, and we all know what that was from.
Cj: we sure do. god, what an asshole.
Wd: who does he think he is? darryl strawberry? geeze louise.
Cj: yeah, he's a little robert downey, jr. yeah, well, it looks like they're about to come out on the field now.
Wd: well, folks, let's hope for a better season than the last. america -
Cj: tell 'em wink.
Wd: heeeeeeeeeeeeere come the demons!