Paroles de Childhood memories

When i was 10 i had a live in babysitter
She had a pet kangaroo
Wore big breasts and feathers.
She gave me ice cream every time i screamed and hollered
And i loved her till i
Caught her sexing my father.

She gonna hurt you daddy never again
She wasn't a friend
So i killed her.
She gonna hurt you daddy never again
She wasn't a friend
So i killed her.

When i was 13 the plumber stopped by
The house was flooding
And no one knew why.
Within no time at all he got rid of the water
And i was grateful
Till i caught him plunging my mother.

He gonna hurt you momma never again
He wasn't a friend
So i killed him.
He gonna hurt you momma never again
He wasn't a friend
So i killed him.
He gonna hurt your momma never again
He wasn't a friend
So i killed him.

And i don't feel bad about it.
Say what?
And i don't feel bad about it.
These are my fondest childhood memories.
I was just a kid
So they let me go despite the murders that i did
All grown up now as you can see
My parents are still happily married
Thanks to me.

She gonna hurt you daddy never again
She wasn't a friend
So i killed her.
She gonna hurt you daddy never again
She wasn't a friend
So i killed her.

He gonna hurt you momma never again
He wasn't a friend
So i killed him.
He gonna hurt you momma never again
He wasn't a friend
So i killed him.

These are my fondest childhood memories