Paroles de Zapatos

It was just the other day
I was sitting on my bed
When a very disconcerting thought
Occurred to my head
I hadn't seen my shoes
In a couple of days
I knew i had better find them
Any old way
So i got down on my knees
I started sifting through my clothes
And i scared up a very rank aroma
Gently wafted up my nose
I started into shivers
I started into shakes
Cause i knew if i didn't find my zapatos
I wasn't going to make it! you know
Don't they ask me ask me zapatos holds ???
Don't they ask me ask me zapatos holds
I really want to know
Yes, i really want to know
Don't they ask me ask me zapatos holds
I started to feel ogky
My eyes began to tear up
Cause i was searching in vain for my zapatos
It was a bad dream like i was running through syrup
I started to hallucinate
I started to oscillate
My mind began to modulate
If i was a girl, i would have probably began to ovulate
Anyway
I looked into the sky
And i had to ask my maker "why?
Why can't i find my zapatos, dude?
Well, i need them"
I've been serious minsconstrued
Don't they ask me ask me zapatos holds ???
Don't they ask me ask me zapatos holds
I really want to know
Yes, i really want to know
Don't they ask me ask me zapatos holds
It was a very bad situation
My prospects was weak
I searched underneath my bed for my zapatos
I must tell you the outcome was bleak
I might break out in hives
I might develop a rash
Cause stuffed in the toes of my zapatos
That's where i keep my stach
Don't they ask me ask me zapatos holds ???
Don't they ask me ask me zapatos holds
I really want to know
Yes, i really want to know
Don't they ask me ask me zapatos holds