Paroles de I never cheated on you

I went out dancing with my wife
One of the great joys of my life
We did the jitterbug swing to the saxophone
Stopped for a snack on our way home

Miniskirt waitress brought my pie
My eye crawled halfway up her thigh
Got slapped in the head with the back of a knife
My wife said you better pray for your life
Cause you know im the jealous kind
So keep your mind off her behind
I said baby i am a stand-up guy
I had the ultimate reply

I never cheated on you
I never cheated on you
I never cheated on you i aint that dumb
But the nights still young

Down at the beach a georgia peach
In a red bikini was throwin heat
Had freckles and dimples and her fanny shook
Scuse me while i have a look

She said honey i dont want to cause a fight
But ive also got a god-given right
So what do you think of that muscle man?
Hes got a real cute smile and an awesome tan
Got no opinion, aint my thing
I knew she was just throwing me a zing
I could tell by her evil grin
And by the way she was twirling her wedding ring

I never cheated on you
I never cheated on you
I never cheated on you i aint that dumb
But the nights still young

Shes my sugar and im her honey
We tease each other cause we think its funny
Everyone craves a little spice
But being married to you is awfully nice

Never cheated on her you ask me why
I never want to see my baby cry
Some things you cant do alone
Like the jitterbug swing to the saxophone

I never cheated on you
I never cheated on you
I never cheated on you i aint that dumb
But the nights still young

I never cheated on you
I never cheated on you
I never cheated on you
No baby, i aint that dumb
I never cheated on you
I never cheated on you
I never cheated on you i aint that dumb
Oh lookout the nights still young

Eric michael jones (ascap)