Paroles de Drive-thru

Jb: kage...
Kg: yeah?
Jb: let's go to this drive-thru.
(motor sounds)
Kg: oh good, i'm starvin'.
Drive-thru guy: (mumbles)
Jb: yeah, um...ah
Drive-thru guy: may i have your order?
Jb: yeah, hold on a second, i'm lookin' at the menu
Drive-thru guy: okay
Jb: ...ah l-
Drive-thru guy: would you like special curly fries?
Jb: please, don't, don't offer me anything... i'll tell you what i want.
Um...ok...you know how you have the six-piece nuggets?
Drive-thru guys: six piece mcnuggets.
Jb: just, uh, can you give me just four nuggets? i'm, i'm tryin'to...
Drive thru-guy: they come in six or twelve piece...do you want service?
Jb: shut up and listen to my order. take the six nuggets, and throw two of them
Away. i'm just wantin' a four-nugget thing. i'm tryin to watch my calorie
Intake.
Drive-thru guy: they come in six or twelve pieces sir...
Jb: put two of them up your ass, and give me four chicken mcnuggets. and then,
Uh, can i have a junior western bacon chee? a junior western bacon chee. i'm
Trying to watch my figure.
Drive-thru guy: western bacon cheeseburger...
Jb: a junior western bacon chee...
Drive-thru guy: would you like that with onions?
Jb: no onions.
Drive-thru guy: okay, junior bacon chee...total is $6.57
Jb: okay, and i'm gonna go with a fillet of fish sandwich, since that has less
Calories, 'cuz it's fish.
Drive-thru guy: fillet of fish...
Jb: now if you could take a coca-cola, and just go half coca-cola, half diet
Coke...'cuz i'm tryin to watch my figure...tryin to loose some of the weight.
Drive-thru guy: you want half coca-cola, half...
Jb: um, and a small, a *small* chocolate shake. because i'm tryin to watch my
Figure, not a large, a small.
Drive-thru guy: it come's in medium-small or medium-large.

Jb: um...
Drive-thru guy: small chocolate shake.
Jb: also a small seasoned-curlies
Drive-thru guy: seasoned-curlies...
Jb: small, seasoned-curlies.
Drive-thru guy: okay i got the small seasoned-curlies...western bacon
Cheeseburger...
Jb: okay, uh...fuck my ass, what else? give me, uh...alright. cherries jubilee
And that's it.
Drive-thru guy: cherries jubilee.
Jb: wait, kage, what do you want?
Kg: ah...jeez, let me have a...i think i want the regular, uh, western
Bacon-cheeseburger, large shake, um...
Jb: oh god! come on with the order.
Kg: i'm...
Jb: take forever.
Kg: that's all i want. that's all i want...
Jb: good. how much is that sir?
Drive-thru guy: that'll be, uh, $14.75. at the window please, will you drive up?
Jb: do you have any money?
Kg: oh shoot, um, oh god. yeah, i got...do you have s...i got like...
Jb: give it to me.
Kg: alright, here.
Jb: okay, we only have, uh...alright. i'm gonna need to cancel the last two
Things on the order. okay, thank you, let's go.
(motor sounds)