Paroles de Love my lips

From episode 5--dave and the giant pickle
Narrator: "one day while talking with dr. archibald, larry confronts one
Of his deepest fears ..."
Larry: "if my lips ever left my mouth, packed a bag and headed south,
That'd be too bad, i'd be so sad."
Archibald: "i see. that'd be too bad, you'd be so sad?"
Larry: "that'd be too bad.
Archibald:"alrightie"
Larry:"if my lips said "adios, i don't like you i
Think you're gross," that'd be too bad, i might get mad."
Archibald: "that'd be too bad, you might get mad?"
Larry: "that'd be too bad.
Archibald:"fascinating"
Larry:"if my lips moved to duluth, left a mess and
Took my tooth, that'd be too bad, i'd call my dad."
Archibald:"oh,dear!that'd be too bad, you'd call your dad?"
Larry: "that'd be too bad."
Archibald: "hold it. did you say your father? fascinating! so what
You're saying is that if your lips left you ..."
Larry: "that'd be too bad, i'd be so sad, i might get mad, i'd call my
Dad. that be too bad."
Archibald: "that'd be to bad?"
Larry: "that'd be too bad."
Archibald: "why?"
Larry: "because i love my lips." (scatting)
Archibald: "oh my ... this is more serious than i thought. larry, tell
Me, what do you see here?"
Larry: "um, that looks like a lip."
Archibald: "what about this?"
Larry: "it's a lip!"
Archibald: "and this?"
Larry: "it's a lip, it's a lip, it's a lip lip lip! it's a lip, it's a
Lip, it's a lip lip lip! it's a lip, it's a lip, it's a lip lip lip.
Liiiiiiiiiiiips! lip lip lip."
Archibald: "larry, tell me about your childhood."
Larry: "when i was just two years old i left my lips out in the cold and
They turned blue. what could i do?"
Archibald: "oh,dear!they turned blue, what could you do?"
Larry: "oh they turned blue.
Archibald:"i see."
Larry:"on the day i got my tooth i had to kiss my
Great aunt ruth. she had a beard ... and it felt weird."
Archibald: "my, my. she had a beard and it felt weird?"
Larry: "she had a beard.ten days after i turned eight, got my lips
Stuck in a gate! my friends all laughed. and i just stood there until
The fire department came and broke the lock with a crow bar and i had to
Spend the next six weeks in lip rehab with this kid named oscar who got
Stung by a bee - right on the lip - and we couldn't even talk to each
Other until the fifth week because both our lips were so swollen, and
When he did start speaking he just spoke polish and i only knew like
Three words in polish except now i know four because oscar taught me the
Word for lip: usta!"
Archibald: "your friends all laughed ... usta? how do you spell that?"
Larry: "i don't know."
Archibald: "so what you're saying is that when you were young ..."
Larry: "they turned blue, what could i do? she had a beard and it felt
Weird. my friends all laughed ... usta!"
Archibald: "i'm confused ..."
Larry: "i love my lips!" (scatting)
Narrator: "this has been silly songs with larry. tune in next time to
Hear larry say ..."
Larry: "have i ever told you how i feel about my nose?"
Archibald: "oh, look at the time!"