Paroles de The adventures of the cow

Performed by adam sandler, frank, and randi

Transcribed by a fan

"and now a cow at bat in the bottom of the 6th inning of a little league game getting hit by a pitch"

(baseball sounds and cow bell ringing,ball is hit and hits cow)
Cow: moo

"and now a cow who goes skydiving for the very first time, and thinks his parachute isn't gonna open when it finnally does 40 feet from the ground"

(plane sounds)
M1: alright cow, don't even think about just jump and enjoy the ride down, quit being a pansy and do it
Cow: moo
(ripcord sounds)
Cow: moo,mrr
(parachute opens)
Cow: moow
(thud)

"and now a cow who goes to the chicken hot drivethru and then gets halfway home before realising they forgot his french fries"

(cow opening paper bag)
Cow: moo,moo
(car screeches, and turns back around)
Cow: mrr

"and now a cow winning first prise in the bellyflop contest at spring break and then realises he can't swim"

(cow walking towards pool, big splash)
Cow: moo
(crowd cheering)
Cow: mrr,mrr
(underwater moo)

"and now a club gets a dance at a classy strip club, when a bouncer notices he doesn't have any shoes on"

F1: ohh baby you like it when i dance with you
Cow: moo
F1: uh uh uh, you can't touch that
Cow: moo
Bouncer: keep your hands off the girl
Cow: moo
Bouncer: hey cow, you got no shoes on you gotta leave
Cow: moo
M2: hey watch it cow

"and now a cow playing tennis against farmer stinky thumbs arbuckle when the farmer makes an obvious bad call"

(tennis ball being hit)
Farmer: that was out
Cow: moo
Farmer: don't tell me it wasn't cause i saw it and that was out
Cow: moo
Farmer: by at least 3 feet that's how far, come in look there is still a mark where it's out
Cow: moo
Farmer: don't tell that was from an old ball, that was this ball and this ball was out
Cow: mrr
Farmer: you cannot see from that angle
Cow: moo

"and now a cow recieves a phone call who he thinks is from a famous actor but he soon finds out it's just a practical joke"

(phone rings, cow picks it up)
Farmer: hello may i speak to the cow
Cow: moo
Farmer: hi, i'm a famous actor
Cow: moo
Farmer: oh, thank you very much, i was wondering if you would like to go to dinner with me
Cow: moo
Farmer: why don't i make reservations?
Cow: moo
Farmer: and why don't i tell you my real name? farmer stinky thumbs arbuckle
Cow: mrr
Farmer: take that fatty
Cow: mrr
(slams down phone)

"and now a cow gets his revenge on farmer stinky thumbs arbuckle"

(car sounds)
Farmer: pull over, pull the vehicle to the side of the road, i am warning you for the last time.
(car hits farmer)
Farmer: oooh
Cow: mooooooooooooo